Sunday, July 18, 2010

Mi'Raah,10

Mi'Raah 
by J. Ingram


Ten:  That Damned Bottle Again

It was not long after Odentalis' fall, Mi'Raah's arrest, and King Baeltheon's eleventh waif-Queen getting beheaded for demanding to keep her silver hair style after that tragic Feast of the Yearling, that beach-dancing was finally prohibited in Jyst.

The new Stricture was gladly enforced by the nobles who never wanted the Temple District to be overrun with soothsayers, conk-whisperers and prostitutes in the first place.  The high ladies, especially, made a practice of getting in their worship-day finest after sunset, riding down to hallowed Jyr Equus and forming a file of cavalry in front of The Temple of the Alpha Mater. 

At the usual dancing hour, bowed women with the slightest rank of them all, walked up to the stone plaza from the beach.  They leaned from hunger, had resorted to selling off their silver ankle bells to help prevent it.  But it had done no good.  Their movements now really suffered from the kingdom's disharmony.  They knelt and dipped their hands into the silver troughs left out for horses to drink from during the day, and forced mouthfuls of raw grain.  Painted noble-women waited up on their horses with fans-going in the night-heat and laughed at how the pregnant ones ate the hardest, truly looking and sounding like market sows. 

White stone temples with rows of columns paired in knobbed fours like their animals' fine legs stood all around, just as vacant and majestic.  Concerned only with grazing off the backs of the lowest of the low.

The real show would start when, in time, these shrouded women gained their courage and eventually put off their long robes to show tanned arms and legs, salt-dry lips and walk the streets.  How long did they dare take their chances before the noble ladies of that same country finished the game of giggling, and called on the Holy Riders?  How more terrible the occupation was now, without the freedom to at least cover it, with dance.

But, on this night, before the Temple of the Alpha Mater, one family of rustic women refused to eat like beasts and chose, instead, to kneel in a circle far from the gilded horse troughs.  Their Jystian betters with dyed silver hair since the Feast of the Yearling loosened shawls and guided the small cavalry in matching silk caparisons nearer--there was the other reason for the noblewomen constantly banding together, daring King Baeltheon to try beheading all the good women in the kingdom at once.

The smallest of the circle stood.  She took a gold bottle from her cloak, definitely got a final swig of liquid courage, then kept it in her right hand.   She shook hips in one cardinal direction, then stopped. 

"My name is Weeli, and this is not a dance."

Clapped hands.

"But if it looks good, sugar-meat, we won't call the Holy Riders for an inquest!" one fancy woman up on her horse whistled hard, like a man, to scandalized laughter.

The kneeling women remained solemn, and focused on Weeli.  "Cruelty, still?  Haven't we been lowered enough, having to eat after the horses in this land?  Someone, hand me a dagger so that I can finally end it!"

One of her sisters did so.

Weeli held out her hand, with the bottle, placed the knife edge over that wrist, grit her teeth... but she did not die.  It was not a dance, as promised, but an act of desperation. 

This littlest woman points weapon at herself.   Her open breast longs for the blade.  Her far fist takes it away.  Feet shuffle the desperate chase, in thirsty circle.  As she turns, the island feels like it is turning, and the red, fading sky above dizzies like a checkered-board. 

A game filled with knight-pieces, proud little stone horses with coiled necks.  Nowhere to go now, except move on and then collapse sloppy-right.  The way Odentalis fell.  Or, left, the way Baeltheon's eleventh waif-Queen's head rolled happily down from the guillotine.  Because the Queen of Jyst herself liked Mi'Raah's silver hairstyle, refused to change it.  So stupid.  Or, was her ended life a worse waste?  Such a round argument and pointless...

This littlest woman still chases the knife, as she begs for this ridiculous worship to end on one side of herself, but the other, the right side, continues to stretch arm and lead away.  This is the liquid side of a person Mi'Raah once assured pressed powder could make-over, forever, to transcend beyond suffering, during her Spiritual Make Over Worship Series...


"Look at me!  I am called Disciple Weeli.  I do not dance on this island and its foolish laws.  I have a baby to feed, I have a husband whose horse was seized after the solstice and that damnable law!  He cannot work because these same laws, years before, have said, for the sand on his feet, he is unclean, unable to enter any respectable house inland... And this, after working by those laws, and on the lonely beaches, earning for a lifetime to earn the right to buy one horse!  And now I cannot work either, because we women are forbidden to dance.  So here I am, Disciple Weeli, poor again, winding ankles, instead, on the Sea.  This island happens to be in the way of the Sea's raging waters, in the way of my life!" Here, Weeli fully rocked hips still swollen from child-rearing, "...For High Priestess Naah Maah Mi'Raah teaches, even from her enforced silence in oily King Baeltheon's dungeons, that water and life can never be bound!"

Tambourines were also forbidden, so the seated women kept clapping their hands.  Some of the young men used to being out in Jyr Equus at that time of night had real wolf-whistling soaring over the rythm, to make a sudden melody.  Then, beneath so many offended noble ladies now fully regretting their curiosity, fat-bellied, pure-bred Jystian mares began to stamp hooves back and forth and toss heads to do what they had been trained at on worship-days in that same hallowed plaza.  Horse-dancing.

More scraggly beach women hastened through the crowd once it was really going good, with opened kerchiefs.  They got twice as much gold as before, from a surprised, hard-laughing crowd.  One could hear all that money jingling, part of the music.  That is what finally brought the Holy Riders.  The noble women saw the ruse for what it was, then screamed that law-breaking was going on. 

Beach women scattered, by orchestra.  The noblewomen's horses caught the instinct, to run.  The Holy Riders arrived and their mounts were confused too.   The animals chased down the poor and rich alike.  Snatched anyone they could by the silver hair with big horse teeth.  The Holy Riders, their capes flaring red in the darkness, had a real time of it, with no saddles or bridles to control their mounts.  There was no choice left, in the heat of fighting, but to shear long, bright hair with swords, and prevent crazed horses from snapping important, bejeweled necks.  But, on that night, many entrapped people did get bones broken anyway, thrown from animals, or trampled beneath golden hooves. 

And no matter what laws there may be, the stink of carnage offends everyone. 


Later...

Weeli could not read nor write.  While the other women in her cave watched by firelight, the little woman kissed a fine-writ paper scroll then put it back inside of a gold bottle.  A breeze came and blew over the shimmering glass-neck to sing out its message again:

To the faithful:

I, too, am a follower of the High Priestess of the Sea.  Aid me in saving her from the evil King Baeltheon by redeeming her message before those heretics on the island.  Once you save her, in spirit, I will know that you are with me, and worthy.  Then, it will not be much longer before I come down with sword and rescue the High Priestess, in body.  Together, we can end Jystian tyranny.

Do this for me, by delivering all their horses.


Weeli lifted her baby son onto one hip and held the gold bottle against herself, resting it in the crook of her arm on the other hip.  Outside in the night, horses of all colors and conformations were running wild on the beach, terrified by what was going on up in Jyr Equus.  The violence had spread to the other wealthy districts once people in the city were awakened and heard what the Holy Riders were doing.  These animals raced to the brinks of the island and found no reprieve from what they felt was upon them and still coming--a great predator, a terrible time.  Weeli waded out into the water as some of those animals were already starting to do.  Some horses were swimming away, or galloping for miles to the north bank where there was a shallow channel connecting the sister-island kingdom of Tryst.

The Beach Men held torches, ready to keep the horses away from their cave home.  Handsome Mirkaal had not smiled since the solstice.  He hugged an arm around his wife's shoulder now.

Weeli set the uncorked bottle and its message back into the sea, watched it dunk as water streamed into it and bubbles frenzied out.  Then, it propelled away, against the night-tide.

"Will Arudelle truly come, Disciple Mirkaal?  I fear our women, and your wife especially, have gone mad to risk our necks!" Another of the haggard, torch-wielding men asked.

Mirkaal, who'd also become a target since Mi'Raah worked her first miracle on the couple, considered the dark horizon.  His discipleship might have also been due to Mi'Raah going into a happy fit about how nicely their two names matched.  This happened over sweet, cave-stilled moonshine at Weeli's wedding feast weeks ago. 

Unfortunately, when the condition of mortals is so bleak, as they had got in Jyst, even the smallest kindly act can be taken full advantage of, no matter the context.  "As Mi'Raah once proclaimed over golden drink," Mirkaal spread his arms, "...as this gold bottle proclaims now, I am the only one who can know the answer.  And, I believe that this was all a test.  King Arudelle and his Black Armada are not the enemy.  He must have been her champion the month-long, waiting for a sign, proof of our devotion... but our faith was small, and Mi'Raah was seized by King Baeltheon, as a result.  It was necessary to go as swiftly as we did, tonight, to begin the process of atonement.  Brothers and sisters, we no longer have any choice to hide, for fear, in caves on the beaches.  Men and women should stand proud and together on this."

Weeli agreed, "I am not going to chance a thing now by showing a dent in my faith, will you?"

"From horizon, to horizon, Mi'Raah." they bowed heads and clasped trembling hands, as eager as the horses were afraid, for the wrath of King Arudelle.

Black ships with lanterns were nearer now than ever.  The Beach Men were hugged tight, then released by their women, to raise torches high, go running and shout.  The many fleet horses of Jyst were thus delivered to the Black Armada, chased into the waves.
...

Next:  We find out what Mi'Raah thinks about so many people--and Arudelle--copying her hairdo.

(Ranidtty-O-Meter: 5, Mind is wandering... could that bottle finally get a Lemon Fanta within U.S. borders?  Why don't they sell it here?  They have all the other flavors!)





Friday, July 16, 2010

DC Earthquake 2010

To my brave fellow Washingtonians from whom sleep was (not at all) violently stolen for at least two minutes last night... I salute you.  Wear it with pride:



And on that same note, we're still on schedule to travel through time, two years into DC's future, to experience the real thing, next week.  Apocalycious.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Paperclip Safari, 4

Randoodle, 6
by J. Ingram

Paperclip Safari! part 4


The Saga Continues...
In hard times, paperclips can even congregate in the most foreign and dangerous environment for wild office supplies:  elementary school closets prone to grubby mini-fingers, if not summer-break cleaning!

Did you know that even some of nature's greatest and solitary beasts will come together in times of distress?  The Bald Eagle is an example.  Normally solitary when not part of a mated pair, bald eagles will defend territories and are unafraid of fighting showy aerial battles over a stolen fish-catch.  But, if there is a shortage of prey or harsh weather conditions, bald eagles will roost together looking very stern in their white caps, but generally tolerant of one another.

Curiously, paperclips more closely define the American way of life (being physically inserted or fastened to the very paperwork that structures it).  Though, paperclips don't enjoy the same symbolic reputation as bald eagles. 

All this is to prepare you for what our photag Valerie finally reported in, when her health improved:

The Stripey-Link Clan was tracked indoors--we presume they were most desperately motivated to escape DC's 100 degree temperatures last week.  A thorough search of the building (the Stripeys selected a mostly desolate elementary school of all places, such brave little ones!) was necessary to find them, because their incredibly tiny tracks were hard to spy on the carpets.  And then, wherever Valerie did discover silvery forms huddling together in the air-conditioning to hide and chew with fervor on old stacks of graded mathematics exams and foreboding, crackling-pink detention slips, these were not the same sweet clip-creatures we'd become so familiar with in the past couple of weeks.

As you can see, the conditions of a true paperclip safari are dangerous for office supply hunters as well as the hunted.  These days, Valerie limps along with shorn off shoe-laces from Titan's attack and many small, oblong bruises on legs and arms bared to DC heat.  And worse, whenever the wild paperclips are discovered by a school teacher determined to finish her classroom cleaning for the summer break, they are promptly gathered up to reside in tightly-closed plastic bins, as pictured.

Valerie spoke to one of the teachers engaged in this practice, who told us, "I am amazed at the ability of the paperclips to seem new-like after so many years.  And they were very agreeable when I put them in boxes."  The school teacher wishes only to be known as The Paperclip Saver.

To that... I don't really know what to say to that.  I guess the paperclips either enjoy being contained, according to this first-hand account by the mysterious The Paperclip Saver... Or, the paperclips must experience such undue stress in the summertime as they cannot effectively communicate to human beings with their tinny, unheard voices? 

Another remarkable possibility:  suppose all the paperclips we meet aren't pawns in some national black-market office supply scheme.  Could it be that paperclips migrate from the wild and into our homes and work cubicles, or lie in wait below our desk-chairs to be plucked up and stowed safely away until some rainy season returns?  And if paperclips can, in fact, survive in air-tight containers, then perhaps they are adapted to hibernate or else enjoy a periodic airless, submersible state seen in some species of whale that can go without surfacing, for hours?  That such close similarities should be found, so far across the animal kingdom!

Without more opportunities to observe the Stripey Link Clan long-term, we may never know.  Valerie believes our particular beloved metal friends are captured within this very container.  Unfortunately, the Stripey Links are difficult to spot from all the others.  We hope that Strawberry, her young cubs, and the two adopted, colorful rogues can one day be reunited with their lost Silverback, Titan. 

And if, as do some species, this prominent, clear plastic container is also an ancient migratory rendezvous point within the building--this may very well be!

I should also note that Valerie has refused to go on any more safaris for Randitty until we can actually pay her.  So, it will be necessary to let them stay packed in The Paperclip Saver's container, for now.  Or, I guess just could go buy another handful of paperclips and try to pawn those off as the originals... but, alas!  When we still know so little about paperclip-hibernation, in the eyes of the great conservation community, that would only make me a part of the problem.

-The End, for now-

Mi'Raah will be concluded...

(Randitty-O-Meter: 7, So sad... I'd cry but I don't want to rust the few paperclips in my workspace that I've managed to rescue.)



Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Mi'Raah,9

Mi'Raah
by J. Ingram

Nine:  Talking Horses

It caused a loud scandal.  Odentalis only got through it with hasty, fast talking scriptural translation that lost everyone.  He appeared relieved when the music returned.

Then, a sharp look was given to Koriandra, which she had to answer.  Mi'Raah left the table, pretending to be more interested in an troupe of sinewy dancers from Tryst--and it became evident in painful, short order that she truly was.  By the time Koriandra had met the High Horse Priest, some joke or other of Mi'Raah's got a chorus of bawdy praises. 

"Hail Goddess of Wheat, she who takes many forms!"

"And looking so good tonight, in silver?  Ho, don't be angry at me for trying boys, ha!" 

Odentalis plucked a ring in Koriandra's nose.

"Gods!  Is it really a crime, for a Holy Rider to stare at a good shimmy?  You do that again, Odentalis, and I pluck out your eyes."

He was grave.  "Was that her miracle, for tonight?"

"Oh?  Do you mean the part where King Baeltheon threatened you for putting a move on his wife and Queen at the brazen center of a holy feast?  Or, the part where you conjured a stallion made of black sea-water to impress upon the masses your spiritual virility when compared to Mi'Raah."

"I DID NEITHER!"

Koriandra smiled and rolled her eyes.

"Was she the one, Koriandra?  I'll summon a whole stampede to get her down off that unnatural soap box, and uncrowned of those laurels--what, is she really plated with silver?  Is that how she manages to convince miserable throngs of her supposed worth, on sight?  On smell?!"

"Those dark rings really accent your eyes bulging out of their sockets.  Have you not slept, High Priest?"

"There wasn't enough room to lie down," Odentalis flustered, "I had to do it standing up--why am I telling you?  Rider Koriandra, you always worked for me, don't play these games."

"I'm not when I have no answer for you, High Priest.  Mi'Raah did not confirm anything with me."

"And yet you chatter like brood mares."

"We don't--couldn't you have said school girls?  How are you always mis-phrasing? Horses don't talk, Odentalis."

He scratched his head furiously, "If Mi'Raah doesn't fully trust you then she knows you still work for me."

"Wrong.  Mi'Raah is aware that I'm working for both of you.  Odentalis, you are only aware that I work for you, because you are arrogant and short sighted."

"But I'm in charge, I'm leading you females."  He was lost.

"You're so reliable, Odentalis, for having trouble with the way actual people socialize in healthy ways that don't involve books.  And so, I've managed to insult you.  High Priest, if you're leading, then I'm inclined to go either way.  This kingdom is going to revolt against oily Baeltheon and his eleventh pampered Queen-wife one way or another because people are plain sick of everything in Jyst and scores' too many folks loving Mi'Raah's parlour tricks like they're suddenly in heat to convert from the state-faith is proof of that fact.  It's also clear to me now that I will be the one who gets to choose, whichever of you two wins--"

"That's ridiculous if I've ever heard it."

"I want my horses.  I want a ship and a good crew.  I want a map of the King's yet Unknown Isles, and I want ten thousand gold pieces."

"I never before thought that I'd warn you before striking you, Koriandra..."

"High Priest, if you want Mi'Raah taken care of, then this had all better be promised to me and set up by midnight.  I now have a secret worth the price."

"I'm not yet convinced you or your secret are worth the trouble."

"It's about as valuable as your head being attached to your shoulders.  Mi'Raah isn't here on behalf of herself.  She isn't a lucky street-performer, or a talented which.  She's more and she's worse."

"Right, she's here to seduce King Baeltheon, she's been throwing herself at him for weeks..."

"No, that's only Mi'Raah's fail-safe, her second plan.  She's desperate for..." Odentalis smoothed hands over his robe while he listened, and struggled to finish each of Koriandra's sentences, "A man, any capable man, because... Mi'Raah is, in fact, not even human... she is an immortal... something.  Working for... someone."

"You owe me the 'something' and the 'someone.'  I can't make anything of that."

"At midnight.  Why aren't you surprised to hear that she's immortal.  You unravel me more and more each day, Odentalis.  The more I sense you know about the world that you aren't telling any of us, the more you turn my stomach."

"You're just leaning to Mi'Raah's side, because you are a woman-lover."

"And who do you love?  What do you even care about?  Do you know why I'm really between the two of you priests?  People have feelings, they care deeply about one another and their world.  That is where a longing for deities comes from, that is where a hunger to know how the Seas flow and what real strength horses and goddesses might possess derives from.  You both deal with religion as if it really were a game.  But no, that is just the position that idiot King Baeltheon forced you into.  Either of you could do better, either of you could step aside and let people decide for themselves, feel their own way, embrace however they want to believe or don't--but you fight like cats with their tails tied together in a burlap sack."

"I'm a hunter.  My job is to survive.  My god is happy to have me however I am, wherever I am, as long as I am true to the call.  When you took my mares away, I was wounded, but I had a fealty to my Chief to honor.  I see now that it is not as the Elders teach, the Chief of Fahrwandur is no closer to the Great Hunter god than anyone else is, nor is Mi'Raah really the stewardess of all the Seas--for, if so, she wouldn't be so bowed--nor are you really the intercessor for Odeon."

"Don't you tangle with things you have no knowledge of, Rider Koriandra.  That horse and I are one.  I know his will.  I know what is best for this land."

"You only know what is best for yourself!  The real strength of systems, cults, and religious engines, is what those in charge can do for the people.  You and Mi'Raah both, if you cared, you could heal the wrongs in Jyst, save dancing women from prostitution on the beaches ever again, prevent starving in the kingdom, avenge murder, all of it.  Do you realize, Odentalis, that you have immense agency, you have the power to make my life better, to relieve me of these terrible obligations that have been tearing me apart, but you refuse?  I love those mares, they are my only family after I became a priestess for another god and my tribe turned its back on me.  They don't know or care what the Chief wants--he couldn't anticipate that or save me from losing the people I love.  Ina and Kanna are my friends, the only living creatures I trust, incised on my very skin.  So I'm begging you, please let me have them.  Forget rank and obligation when you know I can't give you anything more than myself, Odentalis, at the end of it.  I hate all this priest-ing on my best days, and my life is brief.  Let me take them, heal my girls and be away!  Don't you care anything about other human beings?"

Odentalis stared.  It was not clear whether he was thinking, or simply ruminating on his own anger.

"Koriandra.  You are a Rider of the Holy Herd and you are crying."

She crudely lifted up her long silver skirt and dried her tears.

"Also, you have offended the High Horse and therefore, you will be demoted."

"Lower than omega rank?  Are you worse than heartless?!"

"I am better than you.  I don't answer to you.  I am ordained.  I changed my name for this.  The horse god is good to me.  He clearly does not favor you.  Thus, you are demoted, Fahrwandrian.  Go away."

"I am losing my sense.  I am losing my will to care or live because you are a priest and I've been in your care for so very long, but day after day, you won't help me!  You won't even consider seeing me at midnight?"

"If I can access the courts and the Strictures before then, you will have been kicked to death, by midnight.  You did perceive that I might turn completely against you for revealing you have no loyalty, didn't you Rider Koriandra?"

The High Priest left, and she raged.  People walked across one another, singing and dancing.  They blurred.  Torches set between white columns and night sky sparked, their flames climbed to the ceiling.  It burned.  Her scalp, where she'd tattooed her horses before leaving the isle of Fahrwandur forever, marked down her back, across her ribs, they bucked and whinnied, their sides so swollen and bruised as she, hating being caught under the heavy, heartless fiend and burned! 

Odentalis wore ceremonial regalia this evening.  His black hair was tied against his skull in a ponytail.  Koriandra watched him strut away and wanted to rip it from his head.  Then a flute soared in its solo, and Koriandra seized a fistful of her shirt.  The hair, the sheen of it.  So familiar...

Koriandra exhaled over hot teeth next, saw a guard and stole a sword from its scabbard.

Divine Dagger, crossing the sun...

Some dance for rain,
We pray for gold.

Next this Holy Rider tangled her clawed fingers into Odentalis' hair.  "Is that why you denied me?  It would have been so easy to pay me off and deliver the whole yoke off your shoulders, but it's really your lust and pride at stake... This is why I've been suffering?  My tribe disowned me, you took me away from my native soil, Jyst and its religion made my chief desperate and corrupt... all to add to your disgusting harem?  You ruined my life for base mating, you flea-bitten son of a--"

Screams.

Mi'Raah cried the loudest when Odentalis was stabbed.  Suppose they began calling him a martyr?  And at such a pristine event as this?  Damned Arudelle wanting to put trust in wild schemers like the late Bonnis and Koriandra!

As Odentalis lay there on the floor and other Holy Riders clashed swords with Koriandra, disarmed her, dragged her violently off, Mi'Raah could only see Odentalis.

His blood was as silvery-bright crimson as her own.  "You are...?  But you cannot be my own kinsman?  You're too obnoxious, useless and unattractive to be my own kinsman?"

Koriandra shouted over it all.  "Mi'Raah works for King Arudelle himself, you'll all see!  She told me, he's coming to destroy everyone in mere days!  The Black Armada waits for her word, alone.  Jyst will fall and I am leaving this prey-forsaken kingdom behind.  I'm gonna sail then ride for the free brinks of this world, free of this madness.  Give me my MARES!"

The silver-headed Mi'Raah didn't realize she had come to kneel so closeby the felled High Priest.  People clambered to shout down at her too--the murderess' accomplice, the bloodthirsty zealot.  Mi'Raah got instantly to her sandaled feet and thrust a finger in so many terrified and vengeful faces.  "My Silver Spade, attack!"

Nothing happened.

"I see, so they weren't that kind of secret organization?  I don't suppose anyone else here is interested in helping me overthrow King Baeltheon tonight in cultural revolution?" 

The people were frustrated but not that angry, yet.  Another thing occurred to Mi'Raah then as well.  Arudelle hobbled her efforts on purpose.  He always intended for her to be imprisoned, once the bulk of the work was done.  It would be exactly as he had written, the revolution was going to happen on his signal.

Mi'Raah gave panicked cry and sprinted away, but then tripped on something.  That damned gold bottle again, spinning wild circles on the slick floor.  A new message inside--a last word about her fate, from the man himself.  She could barely read it through the yellow glass...

Guards caught her, twisted her arms back and pain spasmed at a shoulderblade when it was wrenched too hard against defiant, bucking torso.  Mi'Raah scryed one watery, golden phrase:

She cannot be saved, who can never be redeemed.

...

There will be so much terrible more, and very, very soon...

(Randitty-O-Meter:  8, But only if Arudelle's not graduated to wearing her silver dress too, when we see him again.)